bastille:

when I’m famous I won’t need to know how to find the surface area of a sphere so really what’s the point

(via ant0rm)

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via mermaidlinq)

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It’s 4am. You’re sleeping. I’m crying. (via prettysuicidal)

(Source: dramaticir0ny, via mermaidlinq)

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handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via givingblowjobs)

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